there are so many underrated lines in high school musical
don’t send me snapchats from something i wasn’t invited to you rude ass bitch
SOMEONE PUT THESE BY THE STAIRS AT MY SCHOOL
bruno mars fangirling over pete wentz will forever be my favorite thing in the world.
‘am i right ladies’ is the best way to end any text post am i right ladies
waLk into the club like whaddup i got oh no oh god im in the wrong building im so sorry i didnt mean to interrupt this funeral god bless
i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again
One time I was out shopping with my mom and I started playing with a display thing, and she was like “What are you doing?” and I sarcastically was like “Worshiping Satan, obviously” and she was like “Seems a bit conceited to worship yourself, but whatever makes you happy”
i just hid 27 of these little bastards around the house
and im waiting for my parents reaction
”WHY THE SHIT IS THERE A CHICKEN IN MY COFFEE CUP”
the first chicken has been found
“amiee we think you have a problem” my parents say as they hold 15 tiny chickens in their hands
1000 notes because i terrorized my family with small chickens
"talk dirty to me"